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Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha

Written by on May 18, 2012 under Hindi Jokes

Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha.
Policeman- Itni Q Pee Rakhi Hai?
Sharabi- Mazburi Thi
Policeman- Kya Mazburi Thi?
Sharabi- Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha.

Chappal Bahar Rakhne Me

Written by on May 18, 2012 under Hindi Jokes

Chappal Bahar Rakhne Me
Or
Miss Call Marne Me Kya Common Hai_?
*
Nahi Pata?
*
Dono”Me
Dar Lagta Hai Ki Koi Utha Na Le.”

Sardar Ke Sir Se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha

Written by on May 18, 2012 under Hindi Jokes

Sardar Ke Sir Se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha.
Dr – Ye Kaise Hua?
Sardar – Main Hath Se Diwar Tod Raha Tha To Kisi Ne Kaha,
Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka Bhi Istmal Kar Lia Karo.

Mere tin Dost He

Written by on May 18, 2012 under Hindi Jokes

Mere tin Dost He…

1 Billu, Jo 12wi Me Pad Raha Hai”

2 “Gullu” Jo 10wi Me Pad Raha Hai,

” Or”

3 “”Ullu” Jo Message Pad Raha Hai…

India TV Reportr Ne ek Zakhmi Se Pucha

Written by on May 18, 2012 under Hindi Jokes

India TV Reportr Ne ek Zakhmi Se Pucha
“Jab Bomb Gira To Kya Wo Phat Chuka Tha?”

Zakhmi(Gusse Se):
Nahi, Wo Rengta Hua Mere Pas Aya Or Shrma Ke Bola”Bhamm..!

You Are Cordially Invited

Written by on May 18, 2012 under Hindi Jokes

From 12 To 24 Oct @ 10a.M,
You Are Cordially Invited At My Home 2 Join Us With All your Friends For…

Diwali Ki Safai,

Bahut Kaam He Please Mana Mat Karna…

Great Lines to Remember

Written by on May 18, 2012 under Quotes

Great Lines to Remember:
You Are Loved When You Are Born,
You Are Loved When You Die,
In Between You Have To Manage..!!

A Great Line Said By Lord Krishna

Written by on May 17, 2012 under Gujarati Quotes

A Great Line Said By Lord Krishna:

“Safalta Tamaro Parichay Duniya Sathe Karave che.
Jyare….
Nishfalta Tamne Duniya No Parichay Karave che…

Sir Jhukane Ki

Written by on May 17, 2012 under Hindi Shayari

Sir Jhukane Ki
Aadat Nahi H,

Aansu Bahane Ki
Aadat Nahi H,

Hum Kho Gaye To
Pachhtaoge Bahut,

Humari Laut Ke Aane Ki
Aadat Nahi Hai.

Dil Ne Jo Chaha Kabhi Na Paya

Written by on May 17, 2012 under Hindi Shayari

“Dil Ne Jo Chaha Kabhi Na Paya”

“Jhooti Muskan Me Hamne Gam Ko Chhupaya”

“Har Insan Takdir Ko Aajmata He”

“Ek Hum He Jise Har Bar Takdir Ne Aajmaya”

************

Best Message Forever

Written by on May 17, 2012 under Latest SMS

Best Message Forever

” ” If U Laugh Really Loud, If U Talk Spontaneously & If you Don’t Care What your Face Looks Like, you are Probably With your Best Friends”

Ma Mene Sapne Me Dekha

Written by on May 17, 2012 under Hindi Jokes

Garib Ka Beta:Ma Mene Sapne Me Dekha Ki Mera 1 Per Jamin Par Or Ek Asman Me Hai.
Ma:Beta Aise Sapne Mat Dekha Kar, Ek Hi Toh Chaddi Hai Woh Bhi Fat Jayegi.

Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tarika Bataiye

Written by on May 17, 2012 under Hindi Jokes

Mareej- Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tarika Bataiye?
Doctor- Shadi Kar Lo.

Mareez- Kya Isse Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi?

Doctor: Nahi, Ye Tamanna Khatm Ho Jayegi. . .

Height Of Disturbing

Written by on May 17, 2012 under Hindi Jokes

Height Of Disturbing !!
Boy: Pen Hai?
Girl: Nahi Hai.
Thodi Der Baad
Boy: Pen Hai?
Girl: Nahi Hai Bola Na
Thodi Der Baad..
Boy: Pen Hai Pen? Pen?
Girl: Ek Baar Bola Na Ke Nahi
Hai, Agli Baar Pucha To
Hathode Se Sar Fod Dungi
Tera..
Boy: Hathoda Hai?
Girl: Nahi Hai..
Boy: Toh Fir Pen Hai Pen?..

God Created Millions Of Faces

Written by on May 17, 2012 under Funny Facebook Jokes

God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks.
But When He Reached China, He Was Tired.
Then He Started.

Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…….

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